"Mean Mom" quote

Kids:  "Mom, can I play Kindle?", or- "Mom, can I play a game on the computer?", or- "Mom, can I play on the iPad?"

Mom:  "No, you can play with people."

Followed by jaw-dropping, broken hearted children forced to play with other "people" and toys.  Sad, sad day!  And, what a mean ole mom, eh?